xaldien:

jared-paddlefish:

medical-mechanicas:

kawaiisquad:

you dun fucked up

you know he dead

how you gonna go from aggressive motherfucker to fuckboy in 0.0003 seconds

In other news…

This bus stinks so bad and someone left two notes on the bus saying “Melissa got HIV”. Who’s Melissa? Are they still on the bus? Do they know where they got it from?

longboxeson22s:

STILLMAZING


All it took was one bite…

Tracklisting
1. Stillmazing (The Intro)

2. Connors-Laced Ether

3. Got Ur Self Some Webs

4. Slingin’ (In the Ultimate era)

5. You’re Da Man (Featuring Peter Parker)

6. Rhino

7. One Bite 

8. 3rd Childhood (Featuring Peter Parker, Ben Reilly the Belligerent and Spider Buggy)

9. Rebuild & Destroy/Fanboys go crazy

10. The Flyest on 1610

11. Webhearts Party

12. We Rule (Featuring Uncle Aaron)

13. My Country aka Beyond Color

14. What Goes Around The City

15. Every Venom Strike (Feat Double G. Stacy)

longboxeson22s:

STILLMAZING

All it took was one bite…
Tracklisting
1. Stillmazing (The Intro)
2. Connors-Laced Ether
3. Got Ur Self Some Webs
4. Slingin’ (In the Ultimate era)
5. You’re Da Man (Featuring Peter Parker)
6. Rhino
7. One Bite 
8. 3rd Childhood (Featuring Peter Parker, Ben Reilly the Belligerent and Spider Buggy)
9. Rebuild & Destroy/Fanboys go crazy
10. The Flyest on 1610
11. Webhearts Party
12. We Rule (Featuring Uncle Aaron)
13. My Country aka Beyond Color
14. What Goes Around The City
15. Every Venom Strike (Feat Double G. Stacy)
assholedisney:

working on cover letters

assholedisney:

working on cover letters

i-once-had-a-guy-tell-me:

I once had a drunk guy tell me I was too sexy to be shooting up at a party. He knocked the needle out of my hands and stepped on the pen, shattering the casing, telling me I should thank him by giving him my number and a kiss. It was my diabetes medicine.

(submitted by anonymous)

bigbuttsdontlietous:

rudderpop:

Best moment in the show by far.

FO SHO

magicmancam:

So fuckin accurate

magicmancam:

So fuckin accurate

Overly complex analogy time

These days I feel like I’m on a boat drifting away from shore that’s filling up with water and all I can do to help myself is either paddle to land or scoop out the water but I can’t do both.

But then theres the option of just grabbing a lifevest and bailing entirely for a new boat or someone else’s but that comes with its own risks. How do I know I won’t just sink that one as well? Whats the best way to keep my head above water?

magicmancam:

So fuckin accurate

magicmancam:

So fuckin accurate

Overly complex analogy time

These days I feel like I’m on a boat drifting away from shore that’s filling up with water and all I can do to help myself is either paddle to land or scoop out the water but I can’t do both.

But then theres the option of just grabbing a lifevest and bailing entirely for a new boat or someone else’s but that comes with its own risks. How do I know I won’t just sink that one as well? Whats the best way to keep my head above water?

magicmancam:

So fuckin accurate

magicmancam:

So fuckin accurate